The only solution is replacement.
Not to worry, it was backed up minutes before.
Oh, the new phone assume the identity of the old one, but only some of the apps transfer back on and in different screens.
At the second sync the apps repopulate. But, their data does not, so when I get in LTE tomorrow, I will download 16BG of maps.
No, I don't have enough drama in my life, Apple. EPIC FAIL.
And, I am a major stockholder. Just think how irritated I am at MY OWN COMPANY!
EPIC FAIL!